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| Average Rating: 7.8643 |
Last Login: 8/1/2007 |
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| Name: lil §w¦n€e® |
Signup Date: 3/3/2005 |
Times Rated: 4788 |
| Weight(lbs): *LitE wEigHt* |
Age: 18 |
Height: 5 feet 4 inches |
| City: Dorval.Quebec |
State: n/a |
Country:
 Canada |
| Hobbies: 2 many 2 list |
Do You Drink?: i could'nt poosible comment |
Smoke?: Nah |
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Ethnicity: Hedonist |
Religion: Hedonism |
| Description/Anything Else: About me:
DISCLAIMER: Anyone who takes anything that I say as being anything other than sarcastic should think twice. Meaning, I am being a smart ass all of the time. This means that:
♥Traci Lords isn't really my mother. I only wish she could've been. Ok, maybe not my mother... an older cousin who would've shown me the ropes of the porn biz. She would've also taught me how to give a proper blow job so that instead of scraping teeth like I did at sixteen, I would've been pro.
♥Conan O'Brien is not my husband. He is my secret lover. And he'll totally deny it if you ask him so don't bother.
♥I do not have a choking fetish. That is just savage. Unless I am doing the choking, in which I have to say, that's totally fun.
♥I am not a body builder. Period.
♥I do not have a big right foot. I have a small left testicle. In a jar on my nightstand. It's not mine, I'm just borrowing it until I can afford my own.
♥Contrary to popular belief, I do not sit around in basements naked drinking Pabst and Bud on photoshoots. I do that type of stuff in my spare time ONLY, and do not document any of it in photographs.
♥I do not know who Fluffy is, nor do I know about the children that she claims to have bore with me. She is crazy! And if she tries to tell you any different, please call my lawyer.
♥I am NOT a swinger. And really, even if I was, I wouldn't be advertising that sort of thing here. That's what Craig's list is for.
♥I am not a parent. Again, regardless of what Fluffy says.
♥I don't really stalk people. Who has time for REAL stalking when there is R/D? Perfect for cyber-stalking.
♥I am not against hearing others speak, and I do like opinions... in a perfect world. Ok, I guess this one is true.
♥I can read. I really can.
♥And lastly, I am not a Gangsta Rap Artist. I mean, it's a cute thought, but really. Isn't it a bit insulting to the real "Gangstas" to put me in the same category? I mean, don't get me wrong, I have logged my time in on the streets and all, but I am still a mini-G...
Now back to my 'About Me' section...
Sometimes I choose people randomly from off of the streets to become the object of my stalkings. This was an indirect way for me to confess my feelings of guilt for stalking random people. I apologize. If my apology isn't accepted, then I think you should go to hell. shooting photography, 'playing' with ouija boards, , asian food products, being myself in private, chivalrous men,, connect-four, doing impressions of everyone, everything tokyo, experiencing new york, expressing sarcasm, feeling complete nostalgia, food, ginger cici &; boy,, red bull, being bathed, having real boobs, kissing good kissers, kitties&;puppies, knives as accessories, lingerie-collecting, living in west hollywood, marrying conan o'brien, modern-mohawks, morrissey, naked-ness, nocturnal-living, practicing elitism (but not on this profile..had enuff of hedonishhh!), pretty porn, receiving pedicures, scruffy boys, see's candies (over godiva), sexy girls with class, sleeping in the day-time, spraying pepper spray, studying dictionaries, summer &; sun-kissed skin, the coffee bean (black forests!),, underwear all day, visiting metropolitan cities, winters in flip-flop..
Who I'd like to meet:
...People that are mute. I hate listening to others speak. Opinions suck, especially when they're not my opinions.
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| ok obviously ur quite hott no doubt... one of the few hottest girl i seen, but 3 questions 1) ru really desi? wats ur origin? ie: ethnicity 2) do u date non muslims...i m askin coz im a nonmuslim,n i m tryin to see from nonmuslim point of view, 3) wat do u say to those guys who commented, that ur being a bad muslim coz u show skin? dont u think thas quite stupid n absurd when those guys surf porn sites & tries to be a "good muslim" at the s ame time. (View Answer) |
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