We Asked People About the Worst Pick-Up Lines Used On Them and WTF?
Pick up lines do wonders when it comes to dating, but they can also ruin everything before anything even start if not done right. People usually Google to find their pick-up and the most of them terribly fail. You just might be one pick-up line away from finding your perfect partner and we believe in being creative and coming up with something that works for you and obviously the situation. Googling the pickup lines and throwing them off to the strangers isn’t very effective honestly.
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Choosing the right pickup line is crucial and sometimes all you have to do is to be creative and be smart about what is going to work for you. The things that work for one person won't necessarily work for others. We asked people about the worst pick-up lines that were used on them; the pick-up lines that outright made them cringe; the pickup lines that made them lose interest or made them run in another direction.
What's the point of using pickup lines that won't even work? So here are some cringe-worthy pickup lines that you should be avoiding and never using them on anyone, no matter where you find them. They are creepy, cringe-worthy and never to be used.
‘’Hey girl, how do you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled or fertilized?’’
This is a kind of pick up that kind of leaves you speechless but you are too busy cringing yourself to another dimension. Honestly, do not use it. It most certainly would not work on literally anybody. There are so much better pick-up lines that you can use. I am pretty sure that many women do not want their eggs fertilized on the first date and they would be running away and never looking back on even the thought.
‘’Hey are you an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.’’
This is weird because that’s literally not what it an inhaler does? This person really needs to get their facts straight or maybe get an inhaler and see how it actually works? I can do so much better than being an inhaler though. Stop calling random strangers inhalers. This is absurd.
‘’Hey, did you just fart? Because you blew me away.’’
Not sure how that was even a pickup line in the first place. It was gross and sounded more like an insult than a pickup line that would get you a girl (or a guy). Don’t go around asking people if they farted; it is very insulting and isn’t something you should be saying at all.
‘’Because if your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, I will be visiting you between the holidays.’’
No, just no. Don’t do it. This is the literally the worst pickup line ever. This is still the worst even if you are looking for a hookup.
‘’Are you a carpenter because I think you can mend my broken heart.’’
Is their heart made of wood? Also, carpenters, not exactly mend stuff? I don’t know, this was weird and not something I would be impressed of and honestly, I am not up for mending the broken hearts.
Ooh, enough said. It is 2018, okay it is almost 2019, are we still not over ‘’dear?’’ It is overrated. Don’t use it. Dear, deer or any other variation is a no-go zone for at least me and I am sure, a hell lot of people out there. Hello, dear is outright cringe-worthy and not something people should be actually using in the 21st century.
‘’Will you be the mom to my kids?’’
Umm, no. I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast. I also don’t want to populate the world more than it already is and asking strangers to make babies with you is extremely creepy.
‘’Your parents must be a terrorist because they made a bomb.’’
I honestly wouldn’t appreciate somebody calling my parents terrorists though and I am sure nobody would either. About the bomb part? Nope, might explode and shred you to pieces? I don’t know, it might actually be true if you really think about.
"I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."
Oh my God. No, just no. Honestly, I would be just running away in full speed if somebody ever said that to me. I mean who wouldn’t run away by hearing the word STDs? How could even one consider it to be a pickup line in the first place?
"Hey, girl. Are you German? 'Cause I wanna be Ger-man!"
I honestly didn’t get that in the first place. It sounds a little too weird. Does this guy has a thing for Germans? Not a very smart pickup line when you are dealing with desis and not actually Germans.
"Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."
A little too cheesy and cringe-worthy. You can do so much better honestly. Falling for a total stranger is a little too cliché and maybe something that isn’t even entirely possible in the 21st century. Do people still believe in love at first sight?
"Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."
Umm, what if I don’t want to be an angel? What if I am secretly a unicorn or a mermaid or maybe a dragon collecting skulls as trophies? I mean, you never know.
‘’I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"
Okay, this may come as a little sweet but who sleeps with teddy bears anymore? A little too good to be true, isn’t it? Maybe try something a bit more realistic.
Choosing a correct pickup line can play a vital role in your relationship but choosing a bad pickup line is something you would want to avoid at all cost.